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Monday Jan. 5th 2008

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Monday Dec. 29th 2008

Our trails held up and by the looks of the forecast, we are good to go. So I am placing the green flag up along side the yellow one and I will explain why this is. The rain and warm weather melted allot of snow and placed more water underneath it. But due to the low traffic on Saturday, our area held up. We have plenty of snow so I am not worried about running out anytime soon. The yellow flag is out because word has it, some areas are still not frozen down. I heard that Paradise southern trails are not yet frozen, but they are grooming along side the road so town is accessible. Also, be careful if you jump off a road and ride in a ditch! Lot's of water! If one wants to venture off trail, which I encourage every one to start doing, plenty of riding can be found north of Hulbert. One can ride between Hulbert and Silver Creek Bar all day on many two tracks. Just remember this. When you leave Hulbert and are heading up the road toward Paradise, all trails that go off to your right will bring you back out to the road or M-123. If you hit M-123 you will know it because it is black top. Cross the black top, run on the power line and hit the trails that branch off to the right again. When heading north out of Hulbert one will come to 12 mile corner. We call it that because it is 12 miles north of Hulbert. Once you hit this point, hit the trails that go off to your left! This will take you either to the river, bring you back to the road or end up at Silver Creek Bar. Lot's of riding folks. Don't be trained like a monkey and stay on the groomed trails. Respect people's private property signs when they are posted, but much of the land that I mentioned above is your land! So go out and enjoy it! Stop out in the middle of the woods, have a little fire and relax! You cannot find more serenity then this! The way snowmobiling should be! You can now click on the below trail reports and see their conditions!

Grand Marais ~ Seney ~ Newberry ~ Paradise ~ Strongs ~ Soo

Yesterday was such a great day. My little honey and I sat at Shirley's Happy Hour and watched football all day! Met many great people and it will take me a couple of days to tell you all the stories. But I will tell you this one. While the Packers was finishing up the ass whooping on the 0-16 Lions, a snowmobiler approached me. He handed me $100! I told him, "No sir, I don't want this nor do I need it! Thanks but no thanks!" He said, "Absolutely not, I am giving you this money for your website and for you not to shut up! Don't keep silent! You are the voice that I depend on from Ohio! I sat in my motel room on Saturday with my computer and you are the only one that mentioned that it was raining! You are the voice and I don't want the voice to stop! The reason I rode to Shirley's today is because of your update and honesty!"

After the guy left, I got to admit, I teared up a little bit! When does honesty and volunteering one's time has to be such a uncommon thing anymore? I listened to many snowmobiler's yesterday that approached me and talked. Absolutely nothing negative did they have to say about the Closet or myself! All positive and I wish I would have had many of the conversations on tape because I would have made you all proud! I will say this, I am not a monkey! I do not support what is going on in my area! I won't be trained and I will never rip you off or take short cuts! I am working on getting my sled running and cameras working. I will be out on the trails soon so I soak up this serenity that is out there and I will show you what peace is like. I will also show you how a monkey lives and what he does! Big difference my brothers and sisters! Very big difference! Now let's rock out to one of my favorite Elvis Presley songs, because I need to get geeked up before I go and donate some money to the Indians! Peace and God Bless all of you Biskit fans! I am convinced that I attract the honest hard working men and woman of this sport and the monkeys can say what they want, but they are running this sport into the ground! I will keep you hard working American fans, because you are absolutely the best!

 


Sunday Dec. 28th 2008 1:08 p.m.

Did not make it to Green Bay for the game. Tried early this morning but conditions were to bad to drive. Freezing rain, slush and unplowed roads. We are experiencing high winds and the bridge is closed. Not even open for cars! Looks like the rain stopped early this morning and turned to snow. We have approx. 1 inch of new wet snow. Trails are still ride able and the rain did not destroy everything. Cooler temps are needed and fresh snow on the trails. I don't think they got to tore up because traffic has been real light! I will find out more today and report for you in the morning or sometime tomorrow. Now, the rest of the day is all about football so catch ya later!


Sunday Dec. 28th 2008

The U.P. Sportsman's Alliance? Bring Lansing to it's knee's? Sounds like something I might get involved in and support! George is their a website that these boys and girls got going on? Bill from the Outspoken Sportsman has already called me more radical then him, so I am ready to show just how radical I can be!

Still misting and drizzling out! Temps are warm at this time and it's 12:34 a.m. in the morning. My mother is feeling better and the shot that we had to beg for and demand has kicked in! Thanks for your thoughts and prayers! Carolyn Kennedy for Senator? Are you on crack?

Click on the below to check on the trail reports. My trail report consists of this. Two days of rain, mixed with allot of snow equals crappy conditions! Sugar coat what you want, but it is crap out right now. It's going to change, but I would not ride in this at this time. I would give it a couple of days and let the temps go down! Peace and God Bless!

Grand Marais ~ Seney ~ Newberry ~ Paradise ~ Strongs ~ Soo


Saturday Dec. 27th 2008

First off I want to apologize to the Army and all other snowmobilers that follow my trail reports this winter. I am hurting and lacking just like the rest of you folks! I want to explain for a minute why I am not updating everyday and why I am not showing pictures. First, my regular job is calling me to be away for a week at a time. I do not get internet access where I am at, but I am working on it. The U.P access doesn't work as good as down state, so I have got to pull some strings and maybe go satellite. I can't update until I return to Hulbert on my days off. I don't know at this point what I am going to do. I do know this, these monkeys don't care what you know or don't know! So sad! I will tell you this and consider this an order from Biskit! If a grant sponsor/snowmobile club does not take the time to update you on trail conditions, then they are not worth joining up for nor supporting!

Now you want to know the trail conditions? We'll I will tell you how I see it from the road and what has been happening  as far as the weather. It has been misting rain since 9 p.m. last night. 3a.m. to 5 a.m. it was raining pretty hard. I just left Newberry and one trailer was at the Comfort Inn, ZERO at the American Quality Inn next to the closed Topper Bar. Hulbert has very little rentals and word has it that Strongs and Trout Lake are in the same shape. But I talked with my brother and he reports that Paradise is packed. The temp stayed at 39 degrees all night last night and it is currently 43 degrees and still misting out! More then a handful of sleds on the trails at this time will have them down to mud in no time! I wonder how many grant sponsors are getting paid out of the trail permit fund to groom last night and tonight!?!? Just wondering!

I wanted to have an update to you all this morning but I just got home. It is 12:47 p.m. I was in the hospital with my mother all morning long trying to get her some pain relief for her arthritis! She was in so much pain and was in tears! Walk Inn Clinic said that they couldn't do nothing for her, to go to the emergency room! We left, the tears started rolling again and I said, "Screw this, I am not a Monkey! We are going back." The car turned around! So I walk into the clinic again and demanded that something be done for my mothers pain. I advised them that last night they treated a scum bag convicted child molester for his intense back pain, that had no insurance and never will! You will help my hard working mother out today or we will not leave! And we will do it through the walk in clinic and not go through the ER which will cost thousands more! When are us monkeys going to wake up and stand up!?!?!

Sorry for the un-prepared and spontaneous update! I had to vent! The weather, my situation, my area, my snowmobile club, my legion and my State has me rather pissed off at this time and I don't see it going away anytime soon!

How dare anyone knock my mother who has raised thousands of dollars for the local grooming program! If you knock her then you are the Cancer that needs to be removed from the program. The snowmobile club that ignores her has something to hide and I will find out what it is! You might do a shitty job with your club, but you will not shit on my mother! If you have the balls to knock Biskit for the thousands of hours and many thousands of dollars I have brought to the program then you are a complete idiot! I don't know of many men around this area that could carry my jock strap! It's time to Man UP People! I have nothing to hide so come with it!

As far as Dinosaurs? They are extinct in some areas but not mine! If I was to run out of gas in Strongs Michigan, I would push my sled here!


Tuesday Dec. 23rd 2008

Yesterday some strange things were happing to the website. I would place a update up and later in the day it would be taken down and another update would be in it's place. Three very good updates were placed up, but would disappear and old stuff would be in it's place. I won't be updating until Saturday so if anything changes to the site, you know it did not come from me. Now for conditions. Our entire trail system is covered with snow. We have between one to five inches of base depending where you are at. Lot's of snow in the woods and not very many sledders taking advantage of the trails. Hopefully after Christmas it will pick up. In my absence, if you want to click on the below links for trail reports, you may do so. Also, my brother is giving out trail reports for the Paradise area on the message board. So if you have a question, if there is something that you need to know, please click onto there and someone will help you out. Take care you all. Have a very Merry Christmas and God Bless!

Grand Marais ~ Seney ~ Newberry ~ Paradise ~ Strongs ~ Soo

From the Sault Evening News

Groomers Report — December 23, 2008

The very cold temps over the weekend have frozen all wet spots at this time, some short pieces are rough due to the frozen water seepage.
Sault Ste. Marie to Brimley, Trail #8 - Base 1-4 inches -Trail is in  Good Condition. When crossing the bridge in Brimley make sure you go with flow of traffic.
Brimley to Raco, Trail #8 – Base 1-4 inches –Trail is in Good Condition.
Raco to Naomikong (where Paradise meets us), Trail #8 – Base 3-8 inches – Trail is in Excellent Condition with 3 feet of snow off the trail in the woods and forest service roads.
Sault Ste. Marie City Trail, Trails #497, #449, parts of #8 & #49 - Base 0-3 inches - Trail is in Fair Condition with a couple of poor spots and rough areas around the new Super Wal-Mart construction, site but rideable. Watch for truck traffic.
City curfew is from 1 a.m. to 6 a.m. Remember most City streets are open to traffic 20 mph, stop at all intersections, and right hand side of street no side walks. Watch for closed streets that are posted, mainly around the hospital, university, and state trunklines.
Sault Ste. Marie to Kinross, Trail #49 – Base 1-3 inches - Trail is in Fair Condition, with the wet spots all frozen but they are icy.
The Downtown Trail is still closed but remember most city streets are open to sled traffic, see our web page for more details.

Monday Dec. 22nd 2008

First off, I want to wish and say that I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas! Remember the reason for the season and also pray for our boy's and girls that cannot be with us because they are fighting over seas to protect our country and freedoms. God bless our troops!

A nice post on a snowmobile message board that I would like to put up to help out the area and U.P. We have plenty of snow and all of our trails are ride able. Lot's of ice in the corners so be careful! Talk to you all Saturday.

When Michigans Upper Peninsula has snow, it's a great place to ride. Trails when groomed, and they have gotten much better over the last few years with that, it's an awesome run just pick a direction.

In the eastern U.P. it's pretty much lowland, cedar swamp, and mixed hardwoods. The run from Brimley just east of Sault Ste. Marie is an old railroad grade. Havent been on it in 12 or so years, but it is like 15 miles or so of straight flat wide open trial. I havent ridden south toward St. Ignace, but have driven through the area, and have knowledge of their program for grooming there and they do excellent work on the trails, mother nature being the biggest factor...and that goes pretty much across the U.P on the south side until you get to Crystal Falls area. IF it's a good snowy winter they have good trails, otherwise, if you like the deep stuff, stay north of M-28 on the north side of the Peninsula.

So west of Brimley, south to trout lake and on to St. Ignace or west is a few small ridges and the like but pretty much flat land riding. North to Paradise is serious deep snow, the famous Whitefish Point where the Edmund Fitzgerald sank and the lighthouse. The taquamenon falls both upper and lower are always good stops, and down to Newberry. Very sled friendly town. P.M. "Lawdog" for info on Newberry. He's top shelf! Works on the Sheriff's dept. there, and patrols on snowmobile in the winter. Again, conifers, hardwoods, a hill or two here and there.

West to Munising there are some bluffs along the lakeshore, and a few higher ridges here and there. Seney and Grand Marais have serious deep snow, and hardwood/conifers with some lowland swamp areas but all good to go. They just put in a new bridge and keep things up to snuff. Seney has lodging and the MSA president lives there, sure he will advise you to great fun, and he also runs the groomer. South of there is Manistique. Flat country, usually pretty well groomed, and a good pitstop on M-94 called the Jackpine. Be sure and visit the Indian in the basement, the girls love him. West of Manistique is The Big Spring which feeds Indian Lake. It's a really big lake, dicey on smooth or rough as far as blasting across it. You can hit it on the south side, blast up to the north and just to the west, beyond the
fishing shanty's there is another boat ramp/launch which will save some trail time. The big springs in is just beyond the big springs state park. Worth the stop to check out the glass bottom raft and look down into the bubling springs that feed that lake. It's been said to me that the lake cleans out every 1.5 days from the water flowing from the springs. Sometimes there are 30 inch trout swimming down in the bottom, and it's crystal clear. NO FISHING.

West of Marquette, to the north is some big hill country, but covered in trees. Kinda like I remember Vermont and New Hampshire, just not quite as high. The highest point in Michigan is in those Huron Mountains. To the south toward Republic and beyond it's somewhat hilly terrain, but also flatland, swamps, conifers and hardwoods. The trail south out of Republic is a powerline on and off. Be careful on those hills or you will get airtime you didnt know you had coming. Hit Felch and go to Solbergs for a good lunch or dinner if you have a place to stay around there. No lodging close by that I know of. Sagola has a BP gas station with a little snack bar restaraunt that has pretty good pasties. A pub next door. Iron Mountain area can be dicey for snow, so check before you set out for snow conditions there. West to Crystal Falls and north you get into rolling country, lots of federal forestland. Most of the trails are on federal forest roads. North up through Sidnaw and beyond to the Sturgeon River Gorge is just plain gorgeous. Silver Mountain is quite a view from the top, but to get there it's not groomed, just go past the entrance to the parking area 1/4 mile or so and a trail through the woods will take you up the back side IF it has not been gated off...that's actually private property but nobody there in the winter, and nobody seems to mind, just respect it. (this may have changed, it's been 10 years since I was up there). North into the Keewanaw Peninsula past Houghton and Hancock, it's still rolling terrain, but the hills are much bigger, once you hit the Keewanaw the world changes. Major snow, lots of historic sites, the Gay bar, and on up to Copper Harbor. I have stopped in numerous places there to eat and stay and it's all good. The Gay bar is in the town of Gay by the way. Straight the last time I was there.

West of the Keewanaw is the Porcupine Mountains. Never seen the trail up the mountain smooth ever, but they tell me they groom it. Just the same, it's worth the trip to the top. Lake of the clouds is a worthwhile visit, and awesome views of Lake Superior as well. South of there Bruce Crossing has lodging, good restaraunt and fuel, Watersmeet, like Baraga, Marquette, Brimley, Manistique, St. Ignace, and Harris, (west of Escanaba) all have Casino's, some have snowmobile packages, but you would have to call them to get the details.

West of Bruce Crossing is Lake Gogebic. Once that lake is safely frozen over it's like 18+ miles of wide open go for it riding. Check with locals, there is a few soft ice spots on it, dont know where they are, but I think it's due to river feeds. Cannot tell you much about west of there.

Recap, east to central UP is pretty much flat, then the north side of the peninsula gets hilly and a few what we call mountains. South side gradually reduces to flat on the west end the further south you go. Again, check for snow conditions on the west end, they have not had the snow they usually have the last couple years.

 

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